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They say that laughter is the best medicine. Since everyone loves a good laugh, you can try one of our favorite knock-knock jokes for kids to break the tension caused by tests or social anxiety. Your students may roll their eyes, but you know they secretly love some cringey humor. If you love the jokes we’ve compiled, you can buy your very own book full of knock-knock jokes for kids!
Jokes About Food
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna dance?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell. I’ve been knocking forever!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
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Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!
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Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!
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Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
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Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
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Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open the door for me!
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Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon some cookies in there? Smells delicious!
Knock-Knock Jokes With Names
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, right?
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Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t just show up out of the blue like this!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ray D.
Ray D. who?
Ray D or not, here I come!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you sooooo much!
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Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
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Who’s there?
Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
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Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
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Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?
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Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
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Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
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Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-prize! Happy birthday!
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Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita use the bathroom, please open the door!
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Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Know a place I can spend the night?
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Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
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Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your dad coming home?
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Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell gonna start working again?
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Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam my way, I’m coming in!
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Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!
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Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Look, right there!
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Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!
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Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.
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Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
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Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel not working?
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Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
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Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
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Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work, can you let me in?
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Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later, just open up!
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Who’s there?
Colleen.
Colleen who?
Colleen up your room, it’s a mess!
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Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Go lieth thee down, thou looks tired!
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Who’s there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus who’s birthday is today?!
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Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire a path, I’m coming through!
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Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
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Who’s there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Is Sarah phone I could use?
Animal Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
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Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!
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Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
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Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon who?
Dragon your feet again!
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Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice person.
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Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo!
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Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
(20 seconds of silence)
Sloooooooooth.
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Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
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Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get the door for me.
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Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!
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Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, and I’m putting it in your mailbox!
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Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy?
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Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.
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Who’s there?
Poodle.
Poodle who?
Poodle little mustard on my hot dog, please.
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Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.
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Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
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Who’s there?
Frog.
Frog who?
Frog-et about it!
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Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl always love you!
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Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
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Who’s there?
An interrupting cow
An interrupt—
MOO!
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Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I’m starving!
Nature and Place Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran all the way here!
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Who’s there?
Utah.
Utah who?
U-tahking to me?
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Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?
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Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
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Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
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Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
It’s snow use—this joke will never be funny.
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Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in there!
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Who’s there?
Shore.
Shore who?
Shore hope you like bad jokes!
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Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
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Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!
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Who’s there?
Tree.
Tree who?
It’s tree-mendous to see you again!
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Who’s there?
Roses.
Roses who?
Roses smell so sweet!
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Who’s there?
Tibet.
Tibet who?
Early Tibet and early to rise!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay who?
You go Uruguay and I’ll go mine.
Inanimate Object Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when Santa’s on his way.
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Who’s there?
Bed.
Bed who?
Bed you can’t guess who I am!
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Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe you like to hear another joke?
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Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stickup!
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Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door!
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Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
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Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
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Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person knocking on the door?
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Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!
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Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
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Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.
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Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?
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Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ho ho.
Ho ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work!
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Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
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Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
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Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
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Who’s there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
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Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, it’s to whom!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between you and me, so please open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupting pira-
ARGHHHHHHHH
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
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Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited too!
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Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watts.
Watts who?
Watts for dinner? I’m hungry.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you think it was?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the best way out of this neighborhood!?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bless.
Bless who?
But I didn’t sneeze!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel … that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ears.
Ears who?
’Ears another knock-knock joke for ya!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yeah, you do sound cuckoo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Yippee!
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Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!
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Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go “Toot toot, vroom, vroom!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.